1.31.2011

It's A PSP, Too

The NGP is coming and you are not E. For that matter, neither am I. Based on my best estimate, I no longer reside in the target demographic for dedicated handheld gaming machines, these days. The 3DS is far too expensive for me, at $249, and most estimates point to the NGP (for fuck's sake, just call it a PSP2, already) coming out at around $299 or even as much as $399. Four hundred bucks for a portable video game system is NUTS. However, I think I know how Sony could make it all work.

The most important factor in my decision to buy any consoles is the games it has available. My main gripe with most PSP games is I would usually prefer to play them on a TV with a proper controller. One of the things they demonstrated at the PSP2's unveiling was a couple of full blown PS3 games that had been successfully ported to run on the PSP2. Naturally, my first thought was that we were in line for even more big console games played on a tiny screen. However, what if those games could be equally playable on both the PS3 and PSP2? Sony claimed they still intended to support digital downloads as a means for distribution alongside traditional retail releases. If Sony has the foresight to let us download and play games released for PSP2 on the PS3, not only would PS3 owners get access to more new games, but developers could push forward with them knowing that the install base for the PSP2 is incidental to the potential gamers that might buy what they're sellin.

Looking backward, I see another interesting opportunity for the blending of the two platforms; PSN downloadable games. If a PSP2 can run MGS4, it would stand to reason that it would also run Joe Danger or Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light. Much like running PSP2 games on a PS3 would increase the potential user base for PSP2 development, the ability to run PSN downloadables would increase the number of possible customers for all those 10 and 15 dollar titles, as well. Imagine being able to take Pac Man CE DX with you, anywhere you go, anytime you want.

The icing on the cake for me would be full trophy support and cloud saving or at least the ability to sync saves between the two platforms. That puts the power of choice in the hands of the gamer and makes it more a matter of personal preference. Even though I do not really have any interest in this thing based on the price, the idea that I might be able to play a game on a home console and move it to a handheld to keep going is pretty damn exciting to me. Time will tell if any of this is even in Sony's plans for PSP2, but thinking about it sure is interesting.

1.25.2011

Change Is Dumb

Hi, I used to be Naked Eskimo. Thing is, I don't want to be Naked Eskimo, anymore. I am neither Naked, nor an Eskimo. The name evokes nothing about me as a person or what I wanted to write about, which is part of why I had all but abandoned this blog. In fact, it got to a point where seeing the name caused douche chills to run down my spine, so I have been rattling my brain for the last few months trying to come up with something that encapsulates me. Equal Opportunity Dork very much describes me and what I am about. To the point that when I said it out loud, my wife just kind of smirked and said "That is so you". I kind of knew I'd hit the nail on the head, right then.

For a bit of background, when I decided to try on Naked Eskimo as an internet handle/callsign/whateverthefuck, I thought I was being really clever. It sounded all ironic, the idea of an eskimo standing around in places where eskimos live, naked as the day he was born. Then about a year ago, it occurred to me that eskimos getting naked isn't ironic, at all. I mean, they're human. They bathe, they shit, they fuck. Kinda hard to do any of that with clothes on, eh? Then I was listening to Movie Meltdown and they were talking about hipster douche bags and their "ironic" T-shirts and I realized that I too hated hipster douche bags in ironic T-shirts. Then I realized I was a hipster douche bag with an ironic blogger name. Fuck.

The thing about me is that I don't have one single dorky thing that I am passionate about. I have heated, volatile arguments with my friends about everything from music to movies to Transformers. I am as content watching episodes of Thundarr the Barbarian as I am watching Inception or Pirahna 3D. Point being, I can geek out on pretty much any subject you can think of and not one of them really holds a bigger place in my heart than another. Even as much as I play World of Warcraft, it is by no means the only thing in the world I want to blog about.

So, here, I make my stand and say to the world, bring on your dorky, your geeky, your nerdy shit. Serve it to me on a Superman lunch tray while I drink from a Star Wars mug while wearing my Mooby's name tag. I do not fear your scorn and I pledge from this day forward to lay bare the true breadth of my gooberish passions. This time, with the promise that I am, in fact, fully clothed.